Sometimes when me and Alex play Magic it sounds like an LGBT shitpost.

He played a card that let’s him look at the top card of his deck and then he can choose to either put it back on top of his deck or put it on the bottom. I’m not paying too much attention while he’s doing this then all of a sudden I hear him exclaim,


“That’s a bottom…”

“NO! LOGIC!”

“THAT’S DEFINITELY A TOP!!”


Freaking lmao

daily-incineroar:

AND NOW, FROM THE ALOLAN ISLANDS, A CREATURE SO FEARSOME, SO TERRIBLE, SO MIND-BENDINGLY LARGE THAT THOSE OF YOU WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE STADIUM, READY OR NOT, HERE HE COMES, QUAKE WITH FEAR YOU MORTAL FOOLS, BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF…

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…the huge guy who’s carrying the real contestant

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